| shocked & illegalstuffs |
[Wed 25 Mar @ 3:42pm] |
Why is it Wednesday and no one is in trouble? I'm shocked. Really.
I hit my toe on a pointy book that had been shoved under my bed. Turns out it was one of those fun books.
- In Turkey, one punishment for drunk driving is to be driven 20 miles out of town and made to walk.
- In Glendale, Arizona, it's illegal to reverse a car.
- In Athens, drivers can lose their licenses for being poorly dressed or unwashed.
- In a lifetime the average man ejaculates over 5 gallons of semen.
- It's illegal for a man to wear a skirt in Italy.
- It's illegal to be drunk and in possession of a cow in Scotland.
- It's illegal not to have a bath at least once a year in Kentucky.
- It's also illegal to hunt whales in Oklahoma.
- It's illegal to pawn one's dentures in Las Vegas.
- It's illegal to dress as Batman in Australia.
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| fruit |
[Thu 5 Mar @ 7:46pm] |
Who signed me up for the fruit of the month club? March is Sugar Red Grapefruit. Very yum. Thanks?
Things heard today that I wrote down on post it notes and littered on my wall (that I just now read and is amusing me):
- "Pirates need more master skills."
- "Pick a card or I'll give it to you."
- "My cat ate it."
- "Yellow snow makes my heart grow."
- "Max Power!" *
* Note: Was screamed multiple times in the first floor bathroom.
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[Tue 3 Mar @ 9:40am] |
Today in the Chronicles of a Maintenance Man, I'm dealing out punishments.
Charles Brandon, Claudia Lloyd, Roxy Smith, James Mortenson, Paige Song and Morgan Hatch!
See me before 4pm today. One of you lucky slave monsters kids gets to help Otto paint a room. Just a friendly warning to whoever comes and sees me last.
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